It's Getting Hot In Here

acehasadick:

ITS FINE I GUESS.

THE FUCK KINDA NAME IS FERRUM. SOUNDS LIKE A SODA OR SOME SHIT.

MY NAME’S ACE DICK.

CALL ME ACE.

Oh uh, it has somethin’ to do with iron and fires, somethin’ somethin’. I forget the details but it’s pretty clever I swear.

Ace Dick huh, that’s uh.. a detective thing right?

That’s a pretty neat name.

acehasadick:

ferrumofthefolt started following you

HELLO THERE.

I GUESS

Hey there!

Woulda followed sooner but I only recently noticed ya there, sorry ‘bout that.

Pleasure ta meetcha, name’s Ferrum.

strong-plushrumps:

ferrumofthefolt:

No, that is the exact opposite of where those freaky things are goin’.

Put them down your own pants ya obviously need a little release!

Oh yeah haha let’s all laugh at the girl who can get off from neither clitoral NOR vaginal stimulation!

TMI. Definitely tmi.

Guess that sucks for you then. But you’re still not gettin’ those things near me.

I’m not inta that.

pomengoes:

ferrumofthefolt:

Wow, thanks. Why don’tcha check out your own outfit before ya go callin’ mine tacky.

Oh

You’re going to play that card, huh?

This suit is expensive and tailor made, my hat is custom and special, as well as a nice color.

Now where’d ya get your outfit? Goodwill?

pomengoes:

ferrumofthefolt:

Yeah sure that’s exactly what I am. Let’s just go with that.

Whatta ya mean what’s with it? It’s my favorite color with my designated number on it.

It’s a bit tacky, but that’s my opinion, ehehehehe

Wow, thanks. Why don’tcha check out your own outfit before ya go callin’ mine tacky.

strong-plushrumps:

ferrumofthefolt:

strong-plushrumps:

-chinhands- no but i wish that would’ve been me i

‘m a good, uh, apparently mermaid

You. What?

Alright that’s it, we need to lay down the rules right away.

No touching, of any kind. You got that? Especially not my pants. You stay over there with your weird.. flipper things.

Wow rude who died and made you dick-tator of where i put my fucking fins

I’ll put them where I want

I might even put them down your pants

No, that is the exact opposite of where those freaky things are goin’.

Put them down your own pants ya obviously need a little release!

pomengoes:

ferrumofthefolt:

Yeah, that’s not really, somethin’ I can talk about.

Let’s move on ta a different subject.

I’m just going to assume you’re a slave or some shit then but ok.

What’s with th’ hat?

Yeah sure that’s exactly what I am. Let’s just go with that.

Whatta ya mean what’s with it? It’s my favorite color with my designated number on it.

strong-plushrumps:

ferrumofthefolt:

strong-plushrumps:

Umbre no

my weakness

u nid 2 stop

i am try hard not to take advantage of this

beautiful sleeping folt

……………….

were you the one who pulled my pants down?

-chinhands- no but i wish that would’ve been me i

‘m a good, uh, apparently mermaid

You. What?

Alright that’s it, we need to lay down the rules right away.

No touching, of any kind. You got that? Especially not my pants. You stay over there with your weird.. flipper things.

strong-plushrumps:

ferrumofthefolt:

umbritis replied to your post: umbritis replied to your post: > Throws a pan at…

pats you down then pulls your pants down for good measure and leaves you like that for someone else to find

> Wow great. You really hope nobody important sees you like this.

Umbre no

my weakness

u nid 2 stop

i am try hard not to take advantage of this

beautiful sleeping folt

……………….

were you the one who pulled my pants down?